搞笑的英文句子
What I want, is shameless. What to eat, is not lose.還有哪些呢?下面由小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!
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01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過於錯誤地堅持了不該堅持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? ***The Pilgrimage to the West***
03. 懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 還能衝動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是衝動，表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死後，你的墓誌銘打算寫點啥?”他說：“我解決了住房問題!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 媽媽說人最好不要錯過兩樣東西，最後一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經驗?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背後有陽光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
開心學英語，開心生活!Have a nice day!
大全
1、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
2、When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!
3、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚***聯絡***。
4、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著?
5、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
6、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
7、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
8、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
9、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “
”努力工作不會導致死亡!“不過我不會用自己去證明。
10、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
12、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
14、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 ***老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈***
15、”Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
”現在的夢想決定著你的將來“，所以還是再睡一會吧。
16、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
17、”Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ”
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。
18、Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.
考試害了多少個孩子，讓多少誠實的孩子學會了作弊。
19、For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.
對於美女，看兩眼就行，轉身告訴自己，我老婆比她們都好。
20、Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.
你有沒有發現，那些討厭你的人，長得都特別醜。
21、Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.
自從會玩QQ後，我發現我拼音越來越好了，讀書都沒這效果。
22、I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.
我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個妞。
23、I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!
我抽的不是煙，也不是寂寞，是二手菸!
24、Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.
考試有人靠的是實力，而我靠的是豐富的想象力。
25、Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.
國外：思想和才能才是王道，國內：關係和馬屁才能橫行。
26、The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.
男人情史豐富那叫風流，女人情史豐富那叫風騷。
27、One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.
一個人快活，兩個人生活，三個人就是你死我活。
28、Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
毛爺爺說，不以結婚為目的的搞物件都是耍流氓。
29、Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?
大哥，把你臉上的解析度調低點好嗎?
30、In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.
天上沒有白掉的餡餅，倒有白掉的磚頭。
31、Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
理想就像內褲，要有，但不能逢人就去證明你有!
32、More to their fucking great time also cannot compare with idiot years.
再多各自牛逼的時光 也比不上一起***的歲月。
33、Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.
思想有多遠，你就滾多遠;光速有多快，你就滾多快。
34、Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.
中國人就兩大特點：一，不愛說實話;二，不愛聽實話。
35、You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.
你長的很愛國，很敬業，很有骨氣。
36、Germany is the onlywoman, I think I must be too mean.
女子無才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。
37、Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.
活的一半是倒黴，另一半是如何處理倒黴。
38、Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.
人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都準備好才下鍋。
39、First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage, horizontal batch: white go back.
上聯：活著沒意義，下聯：自殺沒勇氣，橫批：白走一回。
40、My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will getangry!
我的原則是：人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，我就生死!