四年級幽默英語小笑話

　　笑話***анекдот***是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird fliesoverhead.

　　三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫生看著他說：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學家看著它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”

　　篇2

　　Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,

　　有兩名男子在餐廳點魚。

　　The waiter brought a dish with two fish,

　　服務生端來裝著兩條魚的盤子，

　　one larger than the other.

　　其中一條魚比另外一條來得大。

　　One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."

　　當中一位男子跟另外一位說：

　　The other one said"Ok,"

　　“別客氣，請自行取用呀。”

　　and helped himself to the larger fish.

　　另外一位男子說：“好”，

　　After a tense silence,

　　於是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。

　　the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smallerfish!"

　　就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之後，第一位男子就說：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會拿比較小條的魚。”

　　The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"

　　另一位男子回答說：“那你在抱怨個什麼勁呀?你現在已經拿了呀，不是嗎?”

　　篇3

　　Exchange Sandwiches

　　交換三明治

　　Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

　　有兩位律師走進一家小餐廳。點了兩份飲料。

　　Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

　　然後他們就從他們的公文包當中拿出三明治開始吃。

　　The waiter became quite concerned

　　服務生感到相當不妥，

　　and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"

　　就走過去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這裡吃你們自己的三明治!”

　　The attorneys looked each other ,

　　這兩位律師彼此看了一下對方，

　　shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　聳聳他們的肩膀，然後就交換三明治。

　　
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