七年級下冊英語小笑話對話

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Two Russian hunters meet.

　　"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, "says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

　　"How do you find such huge bears? "Sergei asks.

　　"Easy, "says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, youshoot."

　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.

　　"Didn't you follow my advice? "Ivan asks.

　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, "Sergei replies.

　　"And what came out?"

　　"To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

　　兩個俄國獵人相遇。

　　“我昨天打了一隻巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮!”

　　“你是如何發現這麼大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。

　　“簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

　　幾周後，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。

　　“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。

　　“我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。

　　“出來了什麼?”

　　“向著我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”

　　篇二

　　A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."

　　Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

　　The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"

　　The waiter replied with ease: "Nobody. Just your grandfather."

　　一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一進飯店就大聲嚷嚷：“喂，有什麼好菜儘管端上來，錢多少我不在乎。”

　　服務員聽了很不是滋味：“哥兒們，錢多頂個屁，你不照樣得做別人的兒子，就是有人要你做孫子你也不敢不做!”

　　年青人勃然大怒：“誰敢佔老子的便宜?你說，是誰不要命了，膽敢要老子做他的孫子?”

　　服務員慢條斯理地答道：“你爺爺!”

　　篇三

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all hissums right.

　　一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。

　　The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.

　　老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。

　　He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. Whathappened? Did your father help you?"

　　他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎麼回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."

　　"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。"