笑死人英文小笑話大全

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。小編整理了笑死人的英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　笑死人的英文小笑話篇一

　　My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

　　我十五歲的兒子連跑帶顛地跑回家裡發現我躺在床上。“媽媽，您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的，我有點不舒服:”我說。

　　"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

　　“那麼，您別擔心晚飯了:”他安慰我說:“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去。”

　　笑死人的英文小笑話篇二

　　Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

　　老師:約翰尼，為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

　　Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

　　約翰尼:每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著“學校—緩行”。

　　笑死人的英文小笑話篇三

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　老師:馬修，紐西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　馬修:先生，那裡的天氣很冷。

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　老師:錯了。

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　馬修:可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

　　笑死人的英文小笑話篇四

　　A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水，吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家聽完音樂會後上汽車回家的時候，她問小薩莉:“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”

　　“噢，好極了，小姐。”薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”