關於動物的英語笑話精選

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編精心收集了關於動物的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於動物的英語笑話篇1

　　Three very tough mice

　　Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

　　The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

　　The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

　　Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

　　三隻老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,談論他們的勇氣和能耐。

　　第一個說:"我非常歷害,曾吃過一整袋老鼠藥!”

　　第二個說:“我也非常歷害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬斷了它!”

　　然後第三隻老鼠起身說:“夥計,我呆會兒離開家去騷擾貓。”

　　關於動物的英語笑話篇2

　　A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."

　　The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"

　　" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."

　　The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."

　　老虎抓到一頭鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿說：“你不能吃我。”

　　老虎一愣：“為什麼?”

　　“因為我是國家二級保護動物。”

　　老虎笑了：“總不能為了二級保護動物而讓一級保護動物餓死吧!”

　　關於動物的英語笑話篇3

　　Worries about mad cow disease

　　There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

　　The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

　　The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

　　擔心瘋牛病

　　有兩頭奶牛隔著牛攔正在交談!

　　第一頭奶牛說："我告訴你，瘋牛病真是很嚇人，他們說它正在迅速蔓延,我聽說一些牛正在放在約翰遜農場”。

　　另一頭奶牛說："我不擔心，他不會影晌我們鴨子"

　　關於動物的英語笑話篇4

　　勇敢的豬的下場

　　I lived in DC when I was young, and dad used to take us on weekend trips south into the Carolina, so that we could see what "real life" was like. He’d just drive along the road for a while, and then pull over at some farm and start talking to the people there.

　　Dad was chatting up a farmer’s wife once，when I discovered this pig...

　　It was a nice pig. But it only had three legs. The right back leg was wooden! Well, I was as curious as could be, so I asked the farmer:"Excuse me, sir. Why does your pig have a wooden leg?"

　　"Well, boy. That is a courageous pig. The wife and me were asleep in the house one night, when that pig came running in and woke us up. The whole place was ablaze. We just got out alive."

　　"And the pig got its leg burned up in the fire?"

　　"Nope. Pig got out just fine. Matter of fact, he even went back in and saved the kids."

　　"Then why does the pig have a wooden leg?"

　　"I told you, boy. That is a BRAVE pig! A heroic pig! That pig saved our lives!"

　　"Yes, sir. But why does he have a wooden leg!"

　　"Boy, a pig like that, you don’t eat all in one sitting!"

　　我小的時候生活在華盛頓。到了週末，爸爸常常帶我們到南部的卡羅萊納州去玩。正是在那裡我們看到了什麼是“真正的生活”。爸爸會沿路開一會兒車，然後把車停在路邊，找農場裡的人聊聊天。

　　正當爸爸和一個農婦聊天時，我發現了這隻豬……

　　那隻豬很漂亮，可只有三條腿，右後腿還是用木頭做的!我對這點很好奇。於是就問那個農民：“先生，為什麼你的豬有一隻木頭腿啊?”

　　“是這樣的，孩子。這是一隻勇敢的豬。有天晚上，我和妻子正在房裡睡覺時，這隻豬跑進來叫醒了我們，我們才知道房子著火了。我們立刻跑了出去，才保住了性命。”

　　“這隻豬的腿是在那場火災中燒壞的嗎?”

　　“不是的，它完好無損地跑了出去。實際上，它甚至還跑了回去，把我們的孩子也救了出來。”