關於購物的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編整理了關於購物的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於購物的英語笑話篇一

　　你多早去購物的?

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是聖誕節，法官審問犯人。”你的罪名是什麼?”他問。

　　“聖誕購物早了，”被告回答說。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你多早去購物的?”

　　“在商店開門之前，”犯人回答道。

　　關於購物的英語笑話篇二

　　Gone Shopping

　　購物

　　Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended tostock up .

　　我們的超級市，場在廉價拍賣無骨雞胸，我認識的某位女士打算去多買一些。

　　At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopnsof the poultry,

　　然而，到了這家肉店的時候她感到很失望，因為只找到一點點事先就包裝好的雞肉，

　　so she complained to the butcher.

　　所以她就向這位肉店老闆抱怨。

　　"don't worry,lady," he said.

　　他說：“小姐，別擔心，

　　"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

　　我會替你多包幾盤，在你買完東西的時候把它們準備好。”

　　Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:

　　逛完幾個走道之後，我的朋友聽到肉店老闆的聲音透過公共廣播系統隆隆地說

　　"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"

　　“那位想要大胸部的小姐請到本店後方來見我好嗎?”