關於易懂的英語笑話精選

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編整理了關於易懂的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於易懂的英語笑話：Genie In A Bottle

　　A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a bottle lying near him and threw it at his wife. The bottle missed the wife and got into the neighbours' house breaking the window glass.

　　Now both the husband and wife got embarassed and went to apologise to the neighbour. Upon reaching the house, they found out a young man sitting on a couch with a smile on his face.

　　Before the couple could say anything, the man said, "I am a genie. I was enclosed in that bottle for many years, but you two have set me free, so ask for any three boons you want to and it shall be fulfilled. But against your three boons you will have to fulfill one wish of mine".

　　The couple were so happy that they didn't think twice and presented their wishes.

　　"I want millions of dollars in my account", The husband said.

　　"Done", said the genie.

　　"I want diamond jewelleries in all my vaults".

　　"Done", said the genie.

　　"I want bunglows all over the world", said the husband.

　　"Done", said the geniee.

　　Now it was the time of the genies wish. "So" the genie said, "I have fulfilled all the three wishes you have said, and its time for my wish. I have not slept with a women for long. I wish to have sex with your wife.

　　The couple got worried, but the husband explained that it was only a genie and it didn't matter much to him. Besides the genie has given them a lot of things. So the wife consented.

　　The geniee and the wife had a lovely night together.

　　Finally in the morning the genie said, "it was wonderful but how old is your husband?"

　　"Why, he is just thirty five"

　　"My god ", said the geniee, "even at thirty five he still believes in geniees".

　　關於易懂的英語笑話：Cheating Boyfriend

　　A blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed, “Honey, don’t do it...” The blonde yelled back, “Shut up! You’re next!”

　　關於易懂的英語笑話：Doctor Examination

　　A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"

　　She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old."

　　The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

　　She replied, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."

　　關於易懂的英語笑話：Face-Lifting Death

　　A middle aged woman has a heart attack. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if this is it.

　　God says no, that she has another 30-40 years to live. She recovers, and decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, hair dyed, etc. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

　　She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and immediately gets hit by an ambulance.

　　She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?" To which God replies, "To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you."

　　關於易懂的英語笑話：New Born Baby

　　There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy.

　　The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and washorrified to see the ugliest child he has ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child.

　　"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

　　The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."