關於狗的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編整理了關於狗的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於狗的英語笑話篇一

　　Does dog know the proverb?

　　A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　"It's allright," said a gentleman,"don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don'tbite?"“沒有關係，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你不知道這條諺語嗎：“吠狗不咬人。”

　　"Ah, yes," answeredthe little boy."I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　關於狗的英語笑話篇二

　　That Is Not My Dog!

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog.She asks the shopkeeper,“Does your dog bite?”

　　The shopkeeper says,“No,my dog does not bit.”

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　“Ouch!” She says,“I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

　　The shopkeeper replies,“That is not my dog!”那不是我的狗

　　一個婦人走進一家寵物店,看見一隻很可愛的小狗.她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎?”

　　店主說：“不,我的狗不咬人.”

　　於是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗,可是小狗卻咬了她.

　　“哎喲!”婦人說,“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人.”

　　店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗.”

　　關於狗的英語笑話篇三

　　A Clever dog

　　A dog owner claimed that his pet,when given money,would go to the news stall to buy a paper.His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off,but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.

　　"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.

　　"Five dollars.

　　"Well,that explains it.When you give him five dollars,he goes to a movie."聰明狗

　　一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢,它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來.他的朋友堅持要來個演示,並給了狗一些錢.狗一溜小跑著去了.但一個小時過去了,仍不見它帶報紙回來.

　　“你給了它多少錢?”狗的主人問.

　　“五元.”

　　“這就是了.你給它五元錢時,它就去看電影.”

　　關於狗的英語笑話篇四

　　For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　關於狗的英語笑話篇五

　　In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.

　　在曼哈頓的一個狗公園裡，三隻狗正在聊著它們的血統是怎樣的。

　　The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."

　　第一隻狗說，“嗯，我媽媽是隻考克斯班尼犬，我爸爸是隻貴賓犬，所以我是隻可卡頗。我們都是很時髦的。”

　　The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."

　　第二隻狗嗅了嗅，說：“那挺好的。我爸爸是隻純種的哈巴狗，媽媽則是隻得過獎的比格犬，我就是隻哈巴小獵狗啦。我們是洛杉磯最新潮的。”

　　The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.

　　第三隻狗看上去很不舒服，試著轉移話題。“別這樣，告訴我們吧。”其他兩隻狗勸道。最終，它還是說了。

　　"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."

　　“額，我爸爸是隻牛頭梗，我媽媽是隻西施犬…”