簡短有趣的英文笑話短文

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　　篇1

　　學校成績單

　　The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;”And he gave a glance of disgust at the weakling lad.

　　父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學習成績單，他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情:“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了一下正在發抖的兒子一眼。

　　"Well，dad，”said the son，“It is not as good as it might be，but have you seen that”and he pointed to the next line，which read:“Health，excellent.”

　　“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行:“健康狀況，優。”

　　篇2

　　五分鐘我能說什麼

　　Five Minutes

　　當我們接到長途電話賬單時，發現我們的女兒凱西經常給她在外地上大學的男朋友打長達60分鐘的電話。“從現在開始，”她爸爸嚴厲地說，“你今後打電話的時間限制在五分鐘之內。”

　　When we got our long一distance phone bill，we found that our daughter，Cathy，had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on，”her father said firmly，"Your calls are limited to five minutes.”

　　“爸爸，五分鐘我能說什麼呀?”凱西哀號著說。

　　“Dad，what can I say in five minutes”Cathy wailed.

　　“你撥電話給我。”他回答。

　　"Call me back.”He answered.