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　　關於英文笑話故事：Pirate's Treasure 海盜的財富

　　"Ten steps from the porch***門廊*** and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh."

　　So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high.

　　He kept digging. The hole got deeper and the dirt pile got higher.

　　He dug until the hole was deepest and the dirt pile was at its highest. He sighed. "I'm too tired. I can't dig anymore." Then he spied something... but it was only one of Woofy's bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought "That pirate lied to me!"

　　But when Jimmy's mother saw what he had done, she clasped***緊抱，扣緊*** her hands and smiled a smile from here to Sunday. "Oh, thank you, Jimmy. I always wanted a rhododendron***杜鵑*** bush planted just there. Here's $5.00 for digging that hole."

　　關於英文笑話故事：Pikachu

　　How do you get Pikachu onto an aeroplane?

　　You have to Poke-im-on!

　　關於英文笑話故事：Who's Afraid Now? 是誰害怕?

　　A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half-year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves.

　　The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boy's and when they were both tucked in, he turned out the light. After a few minutes, a little voice said, "It surely is dark, isn't it?" "Yes," said the father, "It's pretty dark, but everything is all right." There was silence for a few more minutes, and then a small hand reached over and took the father's hand, "I'll just hold your hand," said the little boy, "In case you get frightened."

　　一位鄰居告訴我們，他曾帶著兩歲半的兒子旅行。這是父親頭一次帶著兒子單獨出門。

　　他們住在旅館的第一個晚上，父親將自己的床移近兒子的床。他們掖好被子後他就關了燈。幾分鐘之後，一個細小的聲音說：“屋子裡真夠黑的，是不是?”“是的，”父親說，“屋裡是夠黑的，但是一切都正常。”又過了一會兒，一隻小手伸過來握住父親的手。“我握住你的手，”小男孩說，“免得你害怕。”

　　關於英文笑話故事：A school report 學校成績單

　　The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful***憤怒的*** as he read,

　　"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad***少年，小夥子***.

　　"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

　　父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：

　　“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發抖的兒子一眼。

　　“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優。”

　　關於英文笑話故事：Fur coat

　　Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, a young girl said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor animal suffered so you could have that?"

　　Her mother shot her an angry look, "How dare you talk about your father like that?"