關於英語笑話故事雙人閱讀

　　笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。下面是小編帶來的關於英語笑話故事閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英語笑話故事閱讀篇一

　　A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your

　　你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?

　　B:Heavens no.

　　對天發誓，我沒有。

　　A:How did you injure yourself then?

　　那麼你是怎樣受傷的呢?

　　R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.

　　我是昨天_[作時受傷的。

　　A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.

　　好吧，那麼請告訴我你昨天在哪裡包紮的。

　　B:I think in the bath room.

　　我想是在浴室。

　　A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.

　　好吧，請解釋一下為什麼浴室的鏡子上貼滿了繃帶呢?

　　關於英語笑話故事閱讀篇二

　　A:Where is the track team

　　田徑隊在哪兒?

　　B:This is the team

　　就在這兒。

　　A:Just the two of you?

　　就你們兩個?

　　B:Nope，just me，this little guy is the manager.

　　不，就我一個，這位小兄弟是領隊。

　　The Lafayette students shook their heads in wonder.Somebody must be playing a joke on them. If this big fellow was the whole Carlisle track team，he would be competing against an entire Iafayette squad. He did.He ran sprints，he ran hurdles， he ran distant races. He high-jumped，he broad-jumped. He threw the javelin and the shot. Finishing first in eight events，the big fellow beat the whole Lafayette team. The big fel-low was Jim Thorpe，the greatest American athlete of modern times.

　　拉斐德的學生們詫異地搖搖頭。一定有人在和他們開玩笑。如果卡萊爾田徑隊就只有大個子一人，那他就得和整個拉斐德田徑隊比試高低了、。確實如此。他短跑、跨欄、長跑、跳高、跳遠。他又投標槍又擲鉛球。大個子贏得八項第一，一個人擊敗了整個拉斐德田徑隊。這位大個子就是美國現代最偉大的運動員吉姆·索普。

　　關於英語笑話故事閱讀篇三

　　A:Dad，rnay I use the car，please?

　　爸爸，我用一下車，以嗎?

　　B:Now，let's make a deal.

　　現在，讓我們訂個協議。

　　A:OK.

　　好吧。

　　B:If you bring your grades from a C to a B-average，study your Bible a little，and get your hair cui，then you can talk about the car with me.

　　你把你的平均成績從C提到B，多學一點兒《聖經》，而且剪掉你的長頭髮，然後我們再談汽車的事。

　　A:Well，1 think I will settle for the offer.

　　好吧，我接受。

　　***After two months the boy came back.

　　兩個月以後，那孩子回家了。***

　　B:OK，Have you ever done what I told you to do son ?

　　好吧，你按我說的做了嗎，兒子?

　　A:Of course，I did.

　　當然了。

　　B:Well，I've been really proud of you. You've brought your grades up,and I have observed that you've been studying your Bible and partici-pating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning.

　　太好了，我真為你驕傲，你的成績上去了，我看你正在學習《聖經》，並且更多地參與了星期天上午的《聖經》學習班。

　　A:Because I am eager to drive the car.

　　是因為我太想***。

　　B:But I am really disappointed seeing that you haven't got you hair cut.

　　但我真的很遺憾你沒有把頭髮剪掉。

　　A:You know，Dad，I've been thinking about that，and I've notice d in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John had long hair, and there is even strong argument that Je-sus himself had long hair.

　　你要知道，爸爸，我想那樣做，但學《聖經》時，我注意到薩遜留長頭髮，摩西留長頭髮，約翰也留長頭髮，甚至耶穌他自己很可能也留了長頭髮。

　　B:Perhaps.But they walked every where they went!

　　也許是這樣。但他們去哪兒都是走著去的。