關於英文笑話故事帶翻譯精選

　　看笑話可以陶冶情操，減少人生中的各種煩惱，使自己心情變得愉快學習生活也會更加順利。小編整理了關於英文笑話故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英文笑話故事帶翻譯：sandwiches

　　There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.

　　"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower."

　　With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney"

　　Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"

　　有這個和這個女孩和他們想要做愛。所以他們去女孩家,進入女孩停止的傢伙,之前說。

　　“我的小妹妹睡在雙層床的下鋪,我不想讓她知道我們在做什麼,當我說“胡扯”這意味著更加努力,當我說“那”這意味著推慢。”

　　與這兩個從上鋪上,做愛。首先,女孩呻吟:“胡扯,胡扯,胡扯”然後大喊“那,那,那”,然後回到“胡扯,胡扯,胡扯”

　　最後,女孩的姐姐說:“將你們放棄做三明治,你得到mayonaise在我!”

　　關於英文笑話故事帶翻譯：金魚眼睛

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold them!

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

　　斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　關於英文笑話故事帶翻譯：Over crowded moon

　　A geography teacher once told her class, "The moon is so large that several million people could live there."

　　One boy started laughing, "It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon."

　　一位地理老師曾經告訴她的課,“月亮是如此之大,幾百萬人可以住在那裡。”

　　有一個男孩笑了,“這擁擠的時候新月。”

　　關於英文笑話故事帶翻譯：A special football match

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　邁克上學遲到了。約克先生,他對他的老師說:“對不起,我來晚了,先生。我看了一場足球比賽在我的夢想。”

　　“為什麼會使你遲到呢?”老師問。

　　“因為團隊都無法贏得比賽,所以持續了很長一段時間。”邁克回答道。