大學短小的英語小笑話

　　笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Cute Harry

　　可愛的哈利

　　It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,

　　這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉下，

　　and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　並且餵食吸引他目光的小雞。

　　Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,

　　有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子裡神氣 十足地昂首闊步，

　　feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.

　　得意地將羽毛很優美地向外展開,

　　Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.

　　小哈利很興裔地，向屋內衝，大聲叫他的奶奶來看……

　　"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.

　　他高聲地叫說：“喔，奶奶，快來看!快來看!”

　　"one of your chickens is in bloom!"

　　“你們家有一隻雞開花羅!”

　　：Flowers

　　花

　　A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

　　有一家公司開幕，老闆的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

　　他們到達了新的公司地點，老闆讀了卡片的 內容：

　　"Rest in Place."

　　“安息吧”。

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　老闆非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

　　就在他告訴花店這項明顯的錯誤，

　　and how angry he was ,

　　以及他有多麼生氣之後，

　　the florist replied,

　　花廟卻回答說：

　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

　　“先生，我真的對於這項錯誤感到十分抱歉，

　　but rather than getting angry,

　　但是與其生氣，

　　you should imagine this :

　　你還不如應當想象

　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

　　以下這個情況：今天有一個地方在舉行葬禮，

　　and they have flowers with a note saying,

　　他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：

　　‘Congratulations on your new location' "

　　‘恭喜新居落成!”’

　　：Insomnia

　　失眠

　　A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

　　有一個男的去看醫生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。

　　The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

　　醫生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

　　found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

　　完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

　　and then told him,

　　然後告訴他;

　　"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you."

　　“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

　　"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

　　這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”