英語的小短文笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話作為良好的英語教學素材應該可以被廣泛的運用到中職英語教學中。下面是小編帶來的英語的小短文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語的小短文笑話篇一

　　Charity Begins at Home

　　慈善應由家中做起

　　Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member.

　　山姆，希德尼正挨家挨戶推銷他所屬的一家慈善機構的彩券以籌募基金，

　　One morning found him knocking on the door of old Mrs. Sullivan.

　　有一天早上他敲了蘇利文太太的門。

　　"Good morning, Mrs. Sullivan, I represent the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event***">Society," said Sam.

　　“您早!蘇利文太太，我是代表南方薩瓦那音樂及公關協會的。”

　　"What's it that you say?" croaked the old lady.

　　“你說什麼啊?，’老太太大聲問道。

　　"I SAY I'M SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS FOR THE SOUTH SAVANNAH SING-ING AND SOCIAI, SOCIETY',event***">SOCIETY ! "

　　“我說我正為南方薩瓦那音樂及公關協會賣彩券!”

　　"Eh?"

　　“哦?”

　　"RAFFLE TICKETS! SOUTH SAVANNAH SINGING AND SOCIAL SOCIETY',event***">SOCIETY ! "

　　“彩券!南方薩瓦那音樂及公關協會!”

　　"You'll have to speak up, young man; there's no use mumbling. ',

　　“你應當說大聲點，年輕人，喃喃低語是沒用的。”

　　"Well, fuck you, Mrs. Sullivan," said Sam under his breath as he turned away.

　　“喔!幹××，蘇利文太太!”山姆離開時屏氣說。

　　Mrs. Sullivan closed the door and said, "Well, fuck the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event***">Society. "

　　蘇利文太太關門說道： “***的，南方薩瓦那音樂及公關協會!”

　　英語的小短文笑話篇二

　　A Satisfied Gustomer

　　一位心滿意足的客戶

　　A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.

　　有一位相貌粗魯的傢伙走進銀行對櫃檯職員說:

　　"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "

　　“我想開個***的活期存款賬戶。”

　　"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."

　　“當然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說，“但沒有必要使用那種字眼。”

　　"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry. ',

　　“嘿，***的能不能快一點嗎?我在趕時間呢!”

　　"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "

　　“先生，我不習慣別人那樣子對我說話。”

　　"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"

　　“我要開一個x××的活期存款賬戶，而且要現在就辦，懂了嗎?”

　　"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.

　　“先生，我去找經理來。”氣憤的年輕小姐說著。

　　Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman, who asked, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"

　　不久她帶了經理回來，那位滿頭白髮、看起來很莊嚴的老先生問道：“先生，到底有什麼問題嗎? ’

　　“I just won $10,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "

　　“我剛中彩券得了一千萬美元，我想開個***的活期存款賬戶。”

　　"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"

　　“我知道了，”經理說道，“而這個臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧?

　　英語的小短文笑話篇三

　　Where Do You keep Yours ?

　　你的東西放到哪兒去了?

　　The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.

　　一位上了年紀的著名醫生正在各病房做例行巡視，一位年輕的實習醫生跟著他，突然那名實習醫生注意到一件怪事。

　　"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"

　　“醫師先生，您有沒發現您耳朵放了一支栓劑呢?"

　　"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner. "Do you know what this means?"

　　“喔!真是糟糕!”那位名醫說道，“你知道那表示什麼嗎?”

　　"What?"

　　“什麼呢?”

　　"Some asshole has got my pen!"

　　“我把我的鋼筆塞到某一位病人的屁股裡面去了!”