適合小學生的英文笑話閱讀

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編分享適合小學生的英文笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　適合小學生的英文笑話：A Half-price Ticket

　　半價票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“電影票多少錢一張?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。請讓我進去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”

　　適合小學生的英文笑話：Failure in a Test

　　考試不及格

　　Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

　　媽媽:這次測試你為什麼得這麼低的分?

　　Kid: Because of absence.

　　孩子:因為缺考。

　　Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

　　媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒去?

　　Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

　　孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒來。

　　適合小學生的英文笑話：The Thinker

　　《思想者》

　　Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.

　　兩個男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》

　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.

　　“你猜他在想什麼”其中一個問道。

　　"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.

　　“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪裡了，”另一個回答說。

　　適合小學生的英文笑話：Punishment

　　懲罰

　　A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　小女孩從學校回到家，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校我因為沒做過的事受到了懲罰。”

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　媽媽驚叫著說：“那太糟糕了!我要去和你的老師談一談這件事。順便問一下，你沒做過什麼?”

　　The little girl replied, "My homework"

　　小女孩回答說：“家庭作業。”