英文簡單笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　“笑”是一種審美活動,也是一種社會輿論。以“笑”為特徵的笑話,是短小精悍、發人深省、獨具一格的民間諷刺故事或幽默小品。小編精心收集了簡單英文笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單英文笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. Whatwere you doing last term?

　　父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?

　　Son: I was learning to drive a car.

　　兒子：我在學開汽車。

　　簡單英文笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to hishostess.

　　At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite youhave tonight, Mr. Jones."

　　"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."

　　在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。

　　機會終於來了，女主人轉向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”

　　“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”

　　簡單英文笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

　　“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。

　　"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”