英文幽默笑話帶翻譯大全

  笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是小編帶來的英文幽默笑話帶翻譯,歡迎閱讀!

  英文幽默笑話帶翻譯篇一

  How much English can you speak?

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

  The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

  The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

  中文翻譯

  "法官先生,我的當事人被指控偷竊,這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前才來到紐約,幾乎不認路。而且,他只會說幾個英語單詞。"

  法官看被告,問道:"你會說多少英文?"

  被告抬起頭,說:"把你的錢包給我!"

  英文幽默笑話帶翻譯篇二

  A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

  He said, "What?"

  丈夫給妻子一項調查結果,為了向她證明女人比男人囉嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個字,而女人每天使用30000個。

  妻子想了一會兒說,女人每天說的字數是男人的兩倍,因為她們必須重複已經說過的話。

  他問:"什麼?"

  英文幽默笑話帶翻譯篇三

  Boy: Is this seat empty?

  Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

  男孩:這個座位是空的麼?

  女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也將是空的。

  英文幽默笑話帶翻譯篇四

  "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

  "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

  "But has he finished his own cake?"

  "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

  "湯姆,你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裡問。"他在哭。"

  "沒事兒,媽媽," 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。"

  "他已經吃完自己的了麼?"

  "是的。" "我幫他吃完時,他也哭了。"

  英文幽默笑話帶翻譯篇五

  A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

  The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

  The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

  路人甲對路人乙說,"猜猜我兜裡有幾個子兒?"

  路人乙說:"我猜對了,你能給我一個不?"

  路人甲說:"你要猜對了,我兩個全部給你!"