最短的英語笑話

  笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。下面是小編整理的,歡迎閱讀!

  篇一

  你是下一個You're nextYou're next

  When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.

  My grandmother would tell me, "You're next."

  However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

  篇二

  誰跳得更高Who jumps higherWho jumps higher

  Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

  A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

  篇三

  The secret for a long happy life

  A woman said to an old man. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

  "I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

  "That's amazing. How old are you?"

  "26."

  篇四

  Why are hen's legs so short?

  Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

  Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?

  篇五

  Which part?

  A: "I was born in California."

  B: "Which part?"

  A: "All of me."

  篇六

  Which machine can I use

  A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

  The trainer replied: "Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"

  篇七

  One dollar

  Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

  Vincent: One dollar.