關於最簡短的英語笑話
笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意違反合作原則,由此衍生出會話含意,並利用會話含意之間的衝突實現其預定功能。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!
篇1
Who is the laziest
talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
teacher ,father.
篇2
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?
The little girl replied, My homework.
一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。
媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?
小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業。
篇3
are you late for school every morning?
time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".
篇4
Younger Brother: "How timid the sun is!"
弟弟：“太陽多麼膽小!”
Elder Brother: "Why do you think so?"
哥哥：“你為什麼這樣想?”
Younger Brother: "Because it only dares to come out in the daytime."
弟弟：“因為它只有白天才敢出來。”