有關最短的英語笑話欣賞

  笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編整理了有關最短的英語笑話,歡迎閱讀!

  有關最短的英語笑話篇一

  The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.

  隔壁的夫婦生了一個黑人小孩。

  Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."

  小亨利就在旁邊對他的媽媽說:“一定是他們夫婦抽菸的原因。他們不僅燻黑了自己,還燻黑了寶寶。”

  有關最短的英語笑話篇二

  A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.

  男孩跟著父親走進停滿小轎車的車庫。

  He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"

  他對父親說:“爸爸,這裡一定是汽車幼兒園吧?”

  有關最短的英語笑話篇三

  "Brother, what's the zoo, can you tell me?"

  “哥哥,你能告訴我什麼是動物園嗎?”

  "The zoo is a place where there are animals but the hunting is prohibited."

  “動物園就是有動物,但又禁止打獵的地方。”

  有關最短的英語笑話篇四

  Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"

  兒子:“為什麼母雞的腿那麼短?”

  Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"

  父親:“你真笨。如果母雞的腿很長,它們下蛋時,雞蛋不就都摔破了嗎?”

  有關最短的英語笑話篇五

  Q:What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

  冰山和衣刷之間有什麼區別?

  A:One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

  一個 撞 船 一個 刷 大衣!***單詞的拼寫造成的JOKE***