關於三年級好笑的英語笑話

　　運用唱歌、笑話這種形式進行初中英語教學,能夠培養學生學習英語的興趣,讓他們在愉快,輕鬆的氛圍中獲得知識。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Whose Son is the Greatest

　　The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'

　　The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'

　　My son is a cardinal, continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'

　　The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said, When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'

　　篇2

　　An Atheist

　　A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.

　　"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."

　　篇3

　　Cobbled RoadTwo nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."

　　Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles."

　　篇4

　　John the Baptist

　　A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The other guy looks at him and declares, "I did not!"

　　篇5

　　Get married in heaven 在天堂結婚

　　A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer. Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven. The young lady then asks St. Peter, "If things just don't work out can we get a divorce?" St. Peter looks at her and replies, "Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?"

　　一對年輕的夫婦在去結婚的路上出了車禍，雙雙死去了。於是，他們來到了聖徒彼得面前，妻子問是否她還可以和丈夫結婚，聖徒彼得告訴他們，關於這個問題他一有了結果就會回來找他們。差不多30天以後，聖徒彼得回來了，並且告訴他們可以在天堂結婚。妻子又問：“如果生活的不愉快，我們可不可以離婚呢?”聖徒彼得看著她，回答說：“夫人，我花了30天才找到個傳教士，難道你真的希望我再去找個律師嗎?”