關於簡短的英文小笑話

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of hisfriends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take itto this rich man.

　　After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after awhile, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　從前，有個人很富有，但他不識字。一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一頭公牛，便寫了個條，讓僕人送到富人那裡。

　　僕人把條子給了富人。富人便假裝看了一會兒，然後說道：“好啦，我知道了。回去告訴你的主人，我馬上自己過去。”

　　篇二

　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in theircatch.

　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if heknew the other two.

　　"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends. "

　　"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"

　　"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

　　三名男子在公園的長椅上坐著。中間的一個在讀報紙，另外兩個在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，並卷線把魚抓上來。

　　一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個景象，他問中間的那個男子是否認識其他兩位。

　　“喔，認識，”他說，“他們是我的朋友。”

　　“那樣的話，”警察告誡說，“你最好把他們從這裡弄走。”

　　“好的，警官。”那男子回答說，接著就開始瘋狂般地做起划槳的動作來。