關於超短的英文小笑話

　　看笑話可以讓人保持良好的心態,天天開心,樂觀向上。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜裡

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡.他媽媽問,“發生了什麼事?”

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說.

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問.

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他,”伊凡說.“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢.”

　　篇2

　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說. “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個賣糖果的.”

　　篇3

　　Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。

　　One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

　　Teacher: who just threw that?!

　　老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

　　Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　男孩：我!我現在要回家了。