趣味的英語笑話

　　學習英語可能很累?沒關係，小編今天給大家分享一下英語的笑話，有時間可以來看看哦。

　　英語笑話一則

　　Bring me the winner

　　給我那個打贏的吧

　　-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

　　-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

　　-- Well, bring me the winner then.

　　-- 服務員，這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。

　　-- 對不起，先生，這隻肯定打過架了。

　　-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。

　　英語笑話二則

　　孩子的觀點

　　A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To School''.

　　"It must be mistaken, I bet. They must be on their way home after school. I'm sure of this." the boy concluded.

　　一個小男孩正在看報紙上的一張照片。照片中是一幫孩子揹著書包，高高興興地走在路上。照片下面一排小字寫著：“上學路上”。

　　小男孩總結說：“我打賭，一定是搞錯了。他們肯定是在放學的路上，我肯定。”

　　英語笑話三則

　　四減四等於幾

　　One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

　　一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等於幾?”彼得張口結舌答不上來。老師生氣地說：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋裡放四個硬幣，而你的口袋上有個窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那麼，你衣袋裡還剩下什麼?”“窟窿。”彼得答道。

　　英語笑話四則

　　你還能吃嗎

　　In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"

　　One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"

　　化學課上老師講解溶劑與溶質的關係：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經飽了，你還能吃下去嗎?”

　　有個學生問：“還有菜嗎?”