超級短的英文笑話大全

　　笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風趣的特點,是一種深受人們喜愛的文體。有些笑話廣為流傳。人們笑過之後還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是小編帶來的超級短的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超級短的英文笑話篇一

　　 see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

　　妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

　　Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.

　　丈夫：那有什麼?據我調查，死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。

　　超級短的英文笑話篇二

　　One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?

　　一天，夏娃問亞當：“你當真愛我嗎?”

　　Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

　　亞當無可奈何地回答：“我還有別的選擇嗎?

　　超級短的英文笑話篇三

　　A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?

　　A：如果你發現你丈夫與別的女人約會你會怎麼做?

　　B:lill open one eye and close one eye.

　　B：我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。

　　A:How kind you are!

　　A:你太善良了!

　　B：No，I'II shoot him!

　　B：不，我要射死他

　　超級短的英文笑話篇四

　　Wife talking to her husband *** who reads the newspaper all day***:"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”

　　妻子對整天坐在那裡看報紙的丈夫說：¨我希望我就是報紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”

　　Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."

　　丈夫說：¨我也希望你是報紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"

　　超級短的英文笑話篇五

　　why is he howling

　　他為什麼喊

　　dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.

　　牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　超級短的英文笑話篇六

　　Camera

　　照相機

　　On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?

　　在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機。薩爾問店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎?”

　　"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."

　　“我說，小夥子，”店主回答說，”我可不管你買了之後怎麼處理它。”

　　超級短的英文笑話篇七

　　millionaire

　　百萬富翁

　　ceo: "my wife made a millionaire out of me."

　　ceo：我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。

　　assistant: "what were you before?“

　　助手：以前你是什麼?

　　ceo:”a multimillionaire.“

　　ceo：千萬宣翁。