超搞笑英語笑話大全帶翻譯

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　　超搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize hisopponent's witnesses.

　　這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師，他慣於儘量去恐嚇對方的證人。

　　One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.

　　有一個證人有點傾向於在回答問題之前做冗長的解釋。

　　"I want 'yes' or 'no', "thundered counsel. "There is no need for you to argue the point!"

　　“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辯護律師怒喝道： “你沒有必要就這個問題進行爭論。”

　　"But there are some questions which cannot be answered by 'yes' or 'no', "mildly responded thewitness.

　　“可是有些問題無法用‘是’或者‘不是’來回答。”這位證人溫和地回敬他。

　　"There are not!" snapped the lawyer.

　　“不存在這樣的問題!”律師厲聲打斷他。

　　"Oh，" said the witness, "answer this then: Have you ceased beating your wife?"

　　“噢，”證人說：“那麼請你回答這個問題：你停止打你老婆了嗎?”

　　超搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　He is really somebody!

　　" My uncle has 1000 men under him."

　　"He is really somebody. What does he do?"

　　"A maintenance man in a cemetery. "

　　他真是一個大人物!

　　“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”

　　“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”

　　“墓地守墓人。”

　　超搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the threewe have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

　　Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We justlost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive inLondon three hours late."

　　At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose anotherengine, we'll be up here all night!"

　　一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭裡傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時　。”

　　過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎麼啦　?我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。”

　　正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”