初二水平英語小笑話閱讀

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  初二水平英語小笑話:Three pastors

  三個牧師的故事

  Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summerstarted I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.

  三個南部的牧師在一家小餐館裡吃午飯。其中的一個說道:“你們知道嗎,自從夏天來臨,我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾,我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴霧、貓----似乎什麼都不能把它們趕走。”

  Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been hadthe place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.

  另外一位說:“是啊,我也是。在我的鐘樓和閣樓也有好幾百只。我曾經請人把整個地方用煙燻消毒一遍,它們還是趕不走。”

  The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen oneback since!

  第三個牧師說:“我為我那裡的所有蝙蝠洗禮,讓它們成為教會的一員......從此一隻也沒有再回來過。”

  初二水平英語小笑話:The Fourth Element

  第四元素

  Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

  老師:自然界的四大元素是什麼?

  Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

  學生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。

  Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

  老師:和什麼?想一想, 你用什麼洗手的?

  Student: Soap!

  學生:肥皂。

  初二水平英語小笑話:Make your fortune

  計劃你的將來

  "How did you make your fortune?"

  “你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?”

  "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

  “我變成一個富人的合夥人,他有錢,我有經驗。”

  "How did that help?"

  “那有什麼用?”

  "Now he has the experience and I the money."

  現在他有經驗了,我有錢。”