聖誕節英語小笑話閱讀

　　隨著全球化程序的推動和中國改革開放的政策,中西文化交流逐漸加深,聖誕節隨之進入中國。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Knock Knock.

　　咚咚咚。

　　Who's there?

　　誰呀

　　Mary.

　　瑪麗

　　Mary who?

　　哪個Mary?

　　Mary Christmas!

　　Mary Christmas***聖誕節快樂***

　　篇二

　　christmas eve service 平安夜禮拜

　　just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then i reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "now, where was i?" a tired voice called out, "right near the end!"

　　就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裡的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說："剛才我講到哪兒了?"傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音："馬上就講完了!"

　　篇三

　　saying a prayer for his christmas meal聖誕節晚宴上的餐前禱告

　　lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.

　　有個小男孩叫lee, 今年七歲，聖誕節晚餐開桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請低頭看著他，lee開始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽，哥哥姐姐誒，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然後，他開始感謝上帝賜予他得聖誕節晚餐了。

　　篇四

　　the thief and the judge

　　it was christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "what are you charged with?" he asked. "doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"that's no offense," replied the judge, "how early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　法官與小偷

　　那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。

　　“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。

　　篇五

　　What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

　　Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

　　聖誕老人喜歡在花園裡做什麼?

　　答案：鋤地。***英文裡Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。***

　　篇四

　　A half-eaten egg was a result it becomes a leftover egg! I wish Merry Christmas

　　一個雞蛋被吃剩半邊，結果它變成了剩蛋!預祝聖誕快樂

　　篇五

　　Jesus's Telly

　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

　　"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

　　"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

　　耶穌的電視機

　　聖誕節時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最後這件藝術品被陳列出來供父母鑑賞。

　　他們對耶穌誕生後睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示讚賞。

　　“可是那個角落裡是什麼?”媽媽問。

　　“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。