最筒短的英語故事大全
英語故事是英語教材中提升學生學習興趣、展現學習要點的重要載體,是英語教學無法繞過的檻。下面是小編帶來的最筒短的英語故事，歡迎閱讀!
最筒短的英語故事篇一
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who'd seen everything xiaogushi8 remarked：“That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did.”
“Not really,” came the reply. “I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts.”
一個盲人領著一隻導盲犬站在十字路口處等著過馬路。就在這個時候，導盲犬把腿一抬，開始往主人身上撒尿。
這個盲人十分平靜地從口袋裡拿出了一塊餅乾給狗吃。一個過路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說：“你的脾氣真好，尤其是那隻狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅乾吃。”
“事實並非如此。”盲人回答說，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪裡，這樣一來，我就可以踢它的屁股了。”
最筒短的英語故事篇二
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said,“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked,“What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied,“Then you ask him.”
一個小女孩和她的老師正在談論有關鯨魚的事情。
她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個人的。因為儘管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動物，可它的嗓子非常小。”
那個小女孩說：“約拿***一位西伯來先知***就是被鯨魚吞掉的。”
她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個人的。”
那個小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿。”
她的老師問：“那麼，假如約拿下了地獄怎麼辦?”
那個小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他。”
最筒短的英語故事篇三
While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune.
He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed：“You weigh 195 xiaogushi8 pounds, you're married and you're on your way to San Diego.” Milgrom stood there dumbfounded.
Another man put in a quarter and the computer read：“You weigh 184 pounds, you're divorced and you're on your way to Chicago.”
Milgrom was amazed. Then he rushed to the men's room, changed his xiaogushi8 clothes and put on dark glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read:“You still weigh 195 pounds, you're still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego!”
米爾格魯姆在機場等待登機的時候，注意到了一個電腦秤，它既能稱體重又能算命。
他把一個兩毛五的硬幣丟進電腦秤的一個小孔裡，電腦螢幕上顯示出這樣一行字：“你的體重是195磅，你已經結婚，你將要去往聖迭戈。”米爾格魯姆頓時站在那裡發起了愣。
又有一個人過來了， 他也把硬幣丟進電腦秤裡，螢幕上顯示：“你的體重是184磅，你已經離婚了，你將要去往芝加哥。”
米爾格魯姆很是驚訝。於是，他衝進洗手間，換了一套衣服，戴上了墨鏡，又一次走到電腦稱前。這次螢幕上顯示：“你的體重依然是195磅，你依然是個結了婚的人。只是你剛剛錯過飛往聖迭戈的飛機。”
最筒短的英語故事篇四
The Fox and the Crow
One day a crow stood on a branch near his nest and felt very happy with the meat in his mouth. At that time, a fox saw the crow with the meat, so he swallowed and eagerly thought of a plan to get the meat. However, whatever the fox said to the crow, the crow just kept silent. Until the fox thought highly of the crow’s beautiful voice, the crow felt flattered and opened his mouth to sing. As soon as the meat fell down to the ground, the fox took the meat and went into his hole.
“狐狸和烏鴉”
有一天,一隻烏鴉站在窩旁的樹枝上嘴裡叼著一片肉，心裡非常高興。這時候，一隻狐狸看見了烏鴉，饞得直流口水，非常想得到那片肉。但是，無論狐狸說什麼，烏鴉就是不理睬狐狸。最後，狐狸讚美烏鴉的嗓音最優美，並要求烏鴉唱幾句讓他欣賞欣賞。烏鴉聽了狐狸讚美的話，得意極了，就唱起歌來。沒想到，肉一掉下來，狐狸就叼起肉，鑽回了洞裡。