適合兩人對話的英語小笑話

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

        篇1

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裡問。"他在哭。"

　　"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。"

　　"他已經吃完自己的了麼?"

　　"是的。" "我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"

　　篇2

　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　中文翻譯

　　"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"

　　法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"

　　篇3

　　A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

　　He said, "What?"

　　丈夫給妻子看了一項調查結果，為了向她證明女人比男人囉嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個字，而女人每天使用30000個。

　　妻子想了一會兒說，女人每天說的字數是男人的兩倍，因為她們必須重複已經說過的話。

　　他問："什麼?"

　　
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