適合雙人表演的英語笑話

　　笑話是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：一半

　　, lately I hear only half as well as I suppose to.

　　病人：醫生，最近我的聽力只有我應該聽到的一半。

　　Doctor:I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. Say after me: eighty-eight.

　　醫生：我不太明白，但是讓我們做個小測試。跟我說:88。

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　　病人：44。

　　：停車***

　　"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."

　　“告訴我，”法官問道，“你為什麼把車停在那兒?”司機站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答，“因為尊敬的閣下，牌子上寫著‘可以停車’。”

　　：工作要求

　　Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

　　僱主：我們這項工作需要負責的人。

　　Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.

　　應聘者:我就是你們要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差錯，他們都說我該負責。

　　：疼痛

　　A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

　　一位男士去看醫生，說，“醫生，無論我碰哪裡，哪裡都疼。”

　　The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

　　醫生問，“你是什麼意思?”

　　The man says，“When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee-OUCH!When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

　　這個人說，“當我碰我的肩膀時，肩膀很疼。當我碰我的膝蓋——哎呦!當我碰我的額頭時，它真的，真的很痛。”

　　The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you-you've broken your finger!"

　　醫生說，“我知道你哪裡有毛病了——你的手指破了!”