關於動物的好笑的英語笑話

　　冷笑話作為一種特殊的言語幽默,並未引起學術界的廣泛關注,對於該現象的系統研究也寥寥可數。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in.The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo! So the policeman took the monkey out.Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand.He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away. The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo.The policemanreplied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie."

　　有一位警察大哥帶了只猴子給他上司看，他上司就說他：“你搞什麼猴子把戲?”警察大哥說：“這猴子在大街上到處亂跑，什麼法律都不懂，我把它捉了回來，治它的罪。”上司說：“天啊，你怎麼那麼笨?捉到猴子就把它帶到動物園去嘛，帶給我幹嘛?帶它到動物園去。”後來那警察大哥就帶了猴子出去了。三、四天後還看見他跟猴子手拉手開啟警察車門讓猴子坐進去，正準備開車，他上司跑了出來說他：“天啊，為什麼到現在還把猴子留在這兒，我不是叫你把它帶到動物園去的嗎?為什麼還在這兒?”警察大哥：“我有呀!我已經帶它去了動物園，今天帶它去看電影!

　　篇二

　　He's just Been to the Zoo

　　When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a womanholding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating aroll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shookhis head。

　　"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to theteller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son .He's just been to the zoo."

　　他剛去過動物園

　　當我在銀行裡排隊時，發現一位婦女抱著一個小孩站在一個視窗。男孩正在吃一個麵包卷，並將麵包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。

　　“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然後她轉向出納員說，“對不起，小夥子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛去過動物園。”

　　篇三

　　The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.

　　有個人牽了三隻大蜥蜴走進一家漢堡店，老闆嚇了一跳。接著他點了四份漢堡和薯條，老闆聳聳肩答應了他的要求.

　　The man and his iguanas enjoyed their dinner and left.

　　那個老兄和他的蜥蜴享受過晚餐後便離開了。

　　The next day the man returned with two kangaroos and the same scene was repeated.

　　第二天，那個人帶了兩隻袋鼠，又點了相同的東西。

　　On the third day the man entered with two orangutans and a chimpanzee, and the owner couldn't help making a remark.

　　第三天，他帶了兩隻紅毛猩猩和一隻黑猩猩。

　　"You certainly seem to be an animal lover," he said.

　　老闆實在忍不住，便說：“您實在是個愛護動物的有心人。”

　　"That's true," said the man, "and I'd like you to know how much we appreciate your letting us eat here. Some proprietors object. "

　　“那倒是真的，”那位仁兄回答說道.‘‘另外我也要感謝你讓我們進來吃晚餐，許多店老闆都拒絕賣東西給我們。”

　　"That's quite alright," said the shopkeeper.