少兒英語簡單小笑話大全

　　每個人都會有心情不好的時候?下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，希望大家開心

　　What are the Two Words?

　　A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is ‘lousy’ and the other is ‘swell’. Would you promise me that?

　　Why, sure, Granny, said the girl. What are the two words?

　　是哪兩個詞?

　　一個非常和藹的老夫人有幾句話要對她的孫女說。我親愛的，老夫人說，我希望你能幫我一個忙。我要你答應永遠不要用兩個詞，一個是“討厭的”，另一個是“極好的”。你能答應我嗎?

　　噢，當然，奶奶。女孩說：是哪兩個詞?

　　一切都正常Things Have Been Okay

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

　　You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

　　Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

　　一切都正常

　　一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫生們總覺得他沒有毛病。後來有一天早上吃早餐時，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，麵包烤焦了。

　　你說話了!你說話了!他母親叫了起來。我太高興了!但為什麼花了這麼長的時間呢?

　　哦，在這之前，那男孩說，一切都很正常。

　　是他的錯

　　Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.

　　Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.

　　He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?

　　I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.

　　是他的錯

　　比利和波比都是小男孩。他們是兄弟，兩人經常打架。

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說，我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。

　　是，媽媽，兩個男孩回答，然後他們就出去了。

　　他們在花園裡玩了半個小時，然後比利跑進了廚房。媽媽，他說，波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。艾倫太太是他們的鄰居。

　　他是個壞孩子，他的媽媽說，他是怎麼把玻璃打碎的?

　　我朝他扔了一塊石子，比利回答道，他趕緊蹲下。