地道的英語笑話翻譯

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lot worse."

　　一個傷痕累累的建築工人衝進了一家醫院，醫生馬上讓護士去拿止痛藥，“不必麻煩您了，醫生。”那人說道，“比這更痛的傷我都經歷過了。”

　　"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.

　　“比現在的傷還要痛嗎?”醫生問。

　　"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM，the thing snapped shut on my balls."

　　“我先說說讓我感到還不是最痛苦的那件事吧，一天我在打獵的時候突然想要大便，於是就脫掉褲子蹲在地上，不料被捕熊的夾子絆倒了，那東西夾住了我的皋丸。”

　　The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"

　　醫生聽後顫抖了一下，說道“太可怕了，那告訴我什麼又是最痛苦的事呢?”

　　"When I reached the end of the chain."

　　“當我摸到鎖鏈盡端的時候。”

　　2：

　　Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.

　　在森林保護區內，有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄並問他有沒有收穫。

　　yesterday I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon ,

　　“今天什麼也沒有，不過你應該昨天來見我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚，下午釣了十二尾呢!”

　　"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"

　　“哦，那相當不錯嘛，你知道我是誰嗎?”