短篇的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。但是它卻一直被學界視為不登大雅之堂的小眾,研究工作相對薄弱。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：忠告

　　The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months."

　　臃腫的銷售經理做過常規體檢後，正要離開大夫的診室。“聽著，”大夫說，“遵守這個食譜，我希望3個月後再來這兒體檢時能見到四分之三的你。”

　　：THREE PEOPLE

　　A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

　　三個人

　　有一個人參觀墓地時見到一塊墓碑上寫著：“在這裡安息的是約翰凱利，一個律師，一個誠實的人。”“這是怎麼回事!”他叫了起來。“他們在一個墳墓了埋了三個人。”

　　：TWO HEARTS BEATING

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　兩顆心臟在跳動

　　護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?

　　病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。

　　護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手錶。

　　：AN ENERGETIC WIFE

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　精力旺盛的妻子

　　鄰居：昨天夜裡我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什麼事嗎?

　　丈夫：沒什麼。我的妻子有點不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

　　鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎麼會有那麼大的聲音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣裡面。

　　：MODERN LIFE

　　Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.

　　"We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food."

　　"How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?"

　　"Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his own cooking?"

　　現代生活

　　兩個老朋友分別多年之後又見面了，很快就開始談起各自丈夫的缺點。

　　“我們結婚十五年了，”一個婦女說道，“每天晚飯後，我丈夫總要抱怨飯菜。”

　　“真可惡!”另一個驚呼道。“難道你不煩嗎?”

　　“我煩什麼?”她的朋友答道。“他不過是忍受不了自己的烹調技術。”