簡單的英語對話笑話大全

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編精心收集了簡單的英語對話笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇1

　　Knock, knock.

　　Who's there?

　　Banana.

　　Banana who?

　　Knock, knock.

　　Who's there?

　　Banana.

　　Banana who?

　　Knock, knock.

　　Who's there?

　　Banana.

　　Banana who?

　　Knock, knock.

　　Who's there?

　　Orange.

　　Orange who?

　　Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

　　Submitted by Pat Bacon

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇2

　　Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?

　　He ordered a cup of o a cafe?

　　He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.

　　Submitted by C. Keyes

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇3

　　You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment.

　　Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

　　Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

　　Submitted by George L. Washington

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇4

　　"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"

　　"No.What?"

　　"Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"

　　Submitted by The Clar ***South Korea***

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇5

　　Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?

　　He ordered a cup of o a cafe?

　　He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.

　　Submitted by C. Keyes

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇6

　　A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

　　B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

　　A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

　　B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

　　簡單的英語對話笑話篇7

　　Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

　　The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

　　One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

　　"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

　　The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.