關於高中生的英語笑話

　　作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，英語笑話能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

　　One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

　　Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

　　Who died and who lived?

　　The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

　　曾經有一個完美男人和一個完美女人，它們邂逅於一個完美的聚會。完美的約會持續了兩年，然後他們舉行了完美的婚禮，並度過了完美的蜜月。之後他們有了兩個完美的孩子。

　　一天，完美男人和完美女人駕著他們那完美的轎車出行。他們在路邊看到一個精靈，由於他們是完美男女，於是他們載了精靈一程。

　　由於完美男人和完美女人載上了精靈，他們不知何故發生了交通意外。其中二死一生。

　　猜猜誰過世了而誰活了下來?

　　當然是完美女人活了下來，因為完美男人和精靈根本就是虛幻的。

　　篇二

　　When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

　　喬治35歲時買了架小型飛機，並開始學習駕駛。不久，他就能很嫻熟地駕機做各種各樣的特技飛行了。

　　George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."

　　喬治有個朋友名叫馬克。一天，喬治主動邀請馬克乘他的飛機上天兜一圈。馬克心想，“我乘大客機飛行過好幾次，還從來沒有乘過小飛機，我不妨試一試。”

　　They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

　　升空後，喬治飛了有半個小時，在空中做了各種各樣的飛行特技。

　　When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."

　　後來他們著陸了。馬克很高興能夠安全返回地面。他用顫抖的聲音對他的朋友說：“喬治，非常感謝你讓我乘小飛機做了兩次飛行。”

　　Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"

　　喬治非常吃驚地問：“兩次飛行?”

　　"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.

　　“是的，我的第一次和最後一次。”馬克答道。

　　篇三

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　它們是從美國直接帶來的

　　一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃檯，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

　　這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

　　篇四

　　One evening I drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.

　　On my return， I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house， I called out."The woman who loves you the

　　?most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

　　My husband looked up and said， "Mom’s here?"

　　哪一位女人?

　　一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，

　　回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵，於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裡時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”

　　我丈夫抬頭看，說：“媽媽來了?”