有趣簡單英語故事

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1

　　The mother and son were watching TV " animal world ".

　　The son asked: " when the King of Lion become old, king of lion will be driven out from the lions, so, the old lion king lady has become the new lion king 's wife, right? "

　　Mother answered: " yes, the lions belong to the new King of Lion! "

　　The son said: when Dad become old, we also put him out, mother is my own! "

　　和兒子一起看“動物世界”電視節目。

　　兒子問：“獅子王老了，就要被新獅子王逐離獅子群了，那麼，獅子王的夫人也成了新獅子王的夫人了，對嗎?”

　　媽媽回答道：“是的，整個獅子群都是新獅子王的啦!”

　　兒子說：等爸爸老了，我們也把他趕出去，媽媽就是我一個人的了!”

　　2

　　For the DogThe family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter."My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　”先生，什麼事?“服務生問。

　　”我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。

　　“”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動地叫喊著。”咱家養狗了嗎?“

　　3

　　Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

　　"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.

　　我岳父打算買些磚來修整一下後院。他到磚廠拉磚，當問到磚價時，售貨員回答說：“買得越多，價格越低。”

　　“真的嗎?”我岳父說，“那麼往我的卡車上猛裝吧，一直裝到免費為止。”

　　4

　　There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take&n......。

　　一個金髮女郎，是那麼噁心的黃色笑話她把頭髮染成紅色。笑話停了下來，她覺得很好，她在農村的一個搭車的星期六下午。而在這旅程，她注意到一群羊，停下車來把......。

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!