經典的搞笑英語對話閱讀

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　　經典的搞笑英語對話篇1

　　after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

　　“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

　　“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

　　“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

　　growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。

　　“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

　　the clerk handed him a mirror.

　　售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

　　經典的搞笑英語對話篇2

　　father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

　　父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

　　傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　經典的搞笑英語對話篇3

　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

　　Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

　　艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄影機。

　　恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說。

　　可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄影機。

　　你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說。

　　媽媽，這簡單， 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機給賣了!

　　經典的搞笑英語對話篇4

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　裡基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?

　　羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?

　　裡基：這正是我想要查明的。