關於六一兒童節英語笑話

　　“六一國際兒童節”,通常簡稱為“六一”、“六一兒童節”,它是屬於兒童的重要節日,是幼兒園中重大生活事件,同時也是一項重要的社會事件。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　考試之前老師和學生的對白

　　Everybody!Examination is coming tomorrow!同學們，明天就要考試了!

　　Test paper is locked in my drawer!Review your lessons carefully after going back home!試卷就在我抽屜裡鎖著，回家要好好複習功課!

　　Any question?誰還有什麼問題? Yes!Where is the key of the drawer?有!您抽屜的鑰匙在哪兒?

　　篇二

　　〃If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor，would I get into heaven?〃I asked the children in my Sunday school class.〃No!〃the children all answered.〃If I cleaned the church everyday，mowed the yard，and kept everything nea tand tidy，would I get into heaven?〃Again，the answer was，〃No!〃〃Well，〃I continued，〃then how can I get into heaven?〃A five-year-old boy shouted out，〃You gotta be dead!〃

　　“如果我把房子和車賣了，在車庫舉行義賣，並把所有的錢給窮人，我能進天堂嗎?”我問主日學校***教堂在週日開設的兒童宗教班級***的孩子。孩子們齊聲回答：“不能!”“那如果我每天都打掃教堂，給院子的草坪割草，並且把東西都收拾得乾淨整潔，我會上天堂嗎?”回答還是：“不能!”“好吧，”我繼續問，“那我要怎樣才能昇天堂呢?”一個五歲的男孩兒叫道：“你得死了才行!”

　　篇三

　　Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny? "

　　Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. "

　　Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"

　　Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. "

　　湯姆：“約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎? ”

　　約翰尼：“他害病臥床了。他受了傷。”

　　湯姆：“真糟糕，怎麼回事兒? ”

　　約翰尼：“我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。”

　　篇四

　　the father asked his son: "you are not afraid of ghosts?"

　　"what's scary ghost!" the son said: "grandma said you are a troublemaker; aunt said you are drunk; mother often scolded you glutton, slacker; uncle said you are stingy. I every day together and you are not afraid, afraid of what!"

　　父親問兒子：“你不怕鬼嗎?”

　　“鬼有什麼可怕的!”兒子說：“奶奶說你是搗蛋鬼;姑姑說你是酒鬼;媽媽常罵你饞鬼、懶鬼;叔叔說你是小氣鬼。我天天和你在一起都不怕，還怕什麼鬼!”

　　篇五

　　as a child with a bottle in the side of the road stood for a long time, until the police came and asked him: "little guy, why stand on the side of the road?" "my mother told me to come to buy soy sauce," said the children put on a long face, "she said to the car I can a horse road......"

　　一個小孩拿著瓶子在馬路邊站了許久，後來警察走過來問他：“小傢伙，幹嗎在馬路邊站著?” “媽媽叫我出來買醬油，”小孩哭喪著臉說，“她說要等汽車開過我才能過馬路……”