英語的簡單經典小笑話

　　從笑話中學習英語，輕鬆自在，讓你充滿自信、左右逢源。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，喜歡的要收藏哦

　　離婚

　　A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

　　有一個丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。“我不明白，”法官說，“你們為什麼到了這把年紀還要離婚?”丈夫解釋道：“嗯，你是知道的，我們以前是喲等到孩子們都死了。”

　　決鬥

　　Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

　　小彼得從操場回到家時，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

　　It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

　　顯然他剛與人惡鬥了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發生了什麼事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說，我向拉里挑起決鬥，而且我讓他挑選武器。”

　　"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

　　“嗯，”父親說，“這看上去很公平!”

　　"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

　　“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”

　　看這隻死去的小鳥

　　A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

　　一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金髮女郎正走在公園裡。

　　Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

　　突然，黑人女人發現了一隻死去的小鳥。

　　"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

　　“哦!看這隻死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。