幼兒睡前英語幽默小故事
在嚴重的社會競爭下讓孩子不輸在起跑線已經成了各位家長的共識，下面小編就給大家整理了英語的小故事，快讓家裡的小朋友讀起來吧
The Frog and the Cow
Baby frogs went on a picnic in the woods. Getting out of the pond for the first time, they sang merrily.
Then, they found a cow grazing in a field. "Oh, my! What is that?" "It is huge!" All of them wondered what kind of animal it was. "Let's ask Daddy."
They returned home in a hurry and shouted, "Daddy, we saw a strange animal." "What kind of animal was it?"
"It had large horns on its head and its body was way bigger than you. Even if we all add up our power, we can not defeat that animal."
The father was curious what the animal looked like. "Really? Was it bigger than my stomach?" "Yes. Much bigger than that!"
The father frog blew up his stomach largely, "Well, now, I'm as big as the animal, right?" "No, you are as big as the animal's heel." The father puffed himself up deeply and blew up his stomach enormously.
"How about now? Am I as big as the animal, huh?" "No, not even." Thinking he could not be outdone, the father frog puffed up his stomach even more.
The father frog's stomach was blown up as big as he could get. Right at that very moment, the father frog's stomach burst with a bang.
中文：
小青蛙們在樹林裡野餐。這是他們第一次從池塘裡出來，他們正在愉快地唱歌。
突然，他們發現了一頭正在牧場上吃草的奶牛。“哦，天哪!那是什麼?好大啊!”他們都很好奇那究竟是什麼動物。“咱們問爸爸吧。”
他們匆匆忙忙地回了家，大聲喊道：“爸爸，我們看到了一隻奇怪的動物。”“什麼樣的動物啊?”
“頭上有很大的觸角，身體比你大得多。就算我們所有人都加起來，都很難打敗它。”
父親對他的描述感到很好奇。“真的嗎?它比我的肚子還大嗎?”“是啊，可比你的肚子大得多!”
父親使勁鼓起了自己的肚子，“現在呢，現在我和那個動物一樣大了，對吧?”“不，你現在也就只有那隻動物的腳跟那麼大。”父親氣急了，又使勁鼓了股他的肚子。
“現在呢?現在我和那動物一樣大了吧?”“不，還是小。”父親認為自己不能認輸，於是它又深呼吸了一下，肚子又大了一圈。
就這樣他不停地吹氣，肚子已經達到極限了。就在這一瞬間，青蛙爸爸的肚子砰的一聲爆炸了。
JUST LIKE DAD
My dad is a big man!
I am a little boy.
My dad helps me reach things.
I help him get things under the table.
My dad drives a big car to work.
I drive my small car in the driveway.
My dad works hard in his office.
I play with friends.
My dad gives me big hugs.
I give him little kisses.
My dad fixes broken toys.
I hold his tools.
My dad likes spaghetti.
I really like spaghetti too.
My dad reads the newspapaer.
I draw pictures for him.
My dad likes sports.This weekend,he will teach me how to play football.
My dad loves my mom.
I love my mom too.
When I grow up,I want to be just like Dad.
兒童繪本故事線上閱讀：像爸爸一樣
我的爸爸是一個高大的人!
我是一個小男孩。
我的爸爸幫助我拿東西。
我幫助他拿桌子下面的東西。
我的爸爸開一輛寬大的轎車去上班。
我在私人車道上開我的小車。
我的爸爸在辦公室努力工作。
我和朋友們一起玩兒。
我的爸爸給我一個大大的擁抱。
我給他短暫的親吻。
我的爸爸修理壞了的玩具。
我拿著他的工具。
我的爸爸喜歡義大利細麵條。
我也真的喜歡義大利細麵條。
我的爸爸讀報紙。
我為他畫畫。
我的爸爸喜歡體育。這個週末，
他將教我怎麼踢足球。
我的爸爸愛我的媽媽。
我也愛我的媽媽。
當我長大的時候，我想要象我爸爸一樣。
猜猜我是誰
I am black and white.
I give milk.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the cow!
I have a red comb.
I lay eggs.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the hen!
I eat hay.
I can run very fast.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the horse!
I have a curly tail.
I like mud.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the pig!
I bury bones.
I chase cats.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the dog!
I give wool.
I say “baa.”
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the sheep!
I have horns.
I eat anything.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the billy goat!
I feed everyone in the farm.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the farmer!
We are all members of this farm family.