趣味幽默的英語故事

　　幽默故事，能讓你在信手翻啟間開懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放鬆、心緒的怦然萌動、情感的欣然釋放。下面小編為大家帶來五則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默趣味英語故事：外出就餐

　　When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.

　　買單的時候，阿麥，阿克、阿力和阿湯每人都甩出20塊錢，雖然其實一共只吃了32塊50沒人有更小的票子了，也沒人願意承認他們其實想把票子破開。女人買單時，每人掏出個計算器。

　　幽默趣味英語故事：錢

　　A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.

　　用得著的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，男人也會買;用不著的東西，要是值2塊錢但只賣1塊，女人也會買。

　　幽默趣味英語故事：浴室

　　A man has five items in his bathroom; a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

　　男人浴室裡五件寶：牙刷，刮鬍膏，剃鬚刀，一塊肥皂，一塊毛巾。一般的女人浴室裡平均有337樣東西，其中的大多數，男人不知道那是幹哈用的。

　　幽默趣味英語故事：爭論

　　A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

　　任何爭論都是由女人來說最後一句話。男人在此之後說的任話……都是開始新的爭吵。

　　幽默趣味英語故事：貓

　　Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

　　女人喜歡貓。男人說他們也喜歡，但當女人看不到時，男人踢貓。