關於幽默的英語故事精選

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　　關於幽默的英語故事：A Poor Man

　　一個窮人

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"大夫!"他說，"幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!"

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"天哪，"大夫說，"早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　"實話告訴您吧，大夫，"窮人說，"我當時還不缺錢!"

　　關於幽默的英語故事：A Poor Man

　　一個窮人

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"大夫!"他說，"幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!"

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"天哪，"大夫說，"早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　"實話告訴您吧，大夫，"窮人說，"我當時還不缺錢!"

　　關於幽默的英語故事：The Peanuts

　　花生

　　A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.

　　一名男子帶著朋友去探望他的祖母。

　　While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

　　當他和祖母聊天時，他的朋友開始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，並把花生都給吃光了。

　　As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."

　　他們離開時，他的朋友對祖母說:"謝謝您的花生。"

　　She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

　　結果祖母說:"唉!自從我牙齒掉光後，我就只能吮掉花生豆外層的巧克力了。"

　　關於幽默的英語故事：Eating cake

　　吃蛋糕

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裡問。"他在哭。"

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。"

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"他已經吃完自己的了麼?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"是的。" 湯姆說。"我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"

　　關於幽默的英語故事：Two coins

　　兩個硬幣

　　A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

　　路人甲對路人乙說，"猜猜我兜裡有幾個子兒?"

　　The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

　　路人乙說："我猜對了，你能給我一個不?"

　　The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

　　路人甲說："你要猜對了，我兩個全部給你!"