幽默的英語小故事欣賞
故事對兒童具有一種特殊的吸引力,生動、有趣的故事能夠引起孩子們極大的興趣。在我們的英語教學中,把學生們對故事的喜愛引入學習中去,有利於小學英語的課堂教學,提高小學生的英語學習效率。小編整理了幽默的英語小故事，歡迎閱讀!
幽默的英語小故事篇一
Cooking Class
烹飪課
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹飪課的時候，
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚她：準備完美醬料的祕訣。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
當她把我們叫到爐子邊作準備工作時，
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她說：“別忘了要用木製的湯匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
當我在攪拌醬料時，
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木製湯匙奧祕的背後所隱含的物理原理，
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然後認定它一定與熱傳導有關係。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我問：“為什麼要用木製湯匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答：“因為，如果我必須坐在這裡聽你們全部的金屬湯匙砰砰敲著金屬的罐子，我會發瘋喔”。
幽默的英語小故事篇二
All In the family
都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學校把她的成績報告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績不錯，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，還有幾個B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學校太愛講話。我有一個想法我要來試試看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認為.這個想法可能會讓她改掉這個壞習慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學習報告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
並在卡片背面註記：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因為我想要把它試用在她媽媽身上。
幽默的英語小故事篇三
The visit to the doctor
拜訪醫師
A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .
一個男人問他的醫師是否認為他會活到一百歲。
The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"
醫師問這個男人：“你抽菸或喝酒嗎?”
" No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."
他回答說：“不，我從不抽菸喝酒。”
" Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .
醫師問說：“你賭博、開快車、玩女人嗎?”
"No,I have done any of those things either."
“不，我也從不幹那些事情。”
"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
醫師說：“那你幹嗎要活到一百歲呀?”