一分鐘英語小笑話三年級

　　笑話作為民間俗文學的一種重要體裁,具有深厚的民族文化內涵。小編整理了三年級一分鐘英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　三年級一分鐘英語小笑話篇一

　　結局好的就是好

　　Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.

　　三個重聽很嚴重的朋友在街角碰面。

　　"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.

　　“今天風好大，不是嗎?’第一個說。

　　"No, it's Thursday, " said the second.

　　“不，今天是禮拜四，”第二個說。

　　"Me too; let's go get a drink, " said the third.

　　“我也很渴，走，我們去喝杯飲料，”第三個說道。

　　三年級一分鐘英語小笑話篇二

　　聽起來還算公平

　　A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day.

　　一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發生的事。

　　"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.

　　“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”

　　"Really? Who won?"

　　“真的嗎後來誰贏了?”

　　"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.

　　“沒有人贏，算扯平吧。他們沒拿到一毛錢，而我們也沒有電可用。”

　　三年級一分鐘英語小笑話篇三

　　你能不能快一點?

　　A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.

　　一對夫婦正在清理閣樓，這時先生髮現一張過期很久的舊收據。

　　"Hey, Nancy, look at this.

　　“嘿，南茜，你過來看看這個。

　　It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.

　　這張是以前皮鞋送修的收據，我忘了去拿回來。

　　It's eleven years old."

　　足足有十一年之久了!”

　　"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.

　　“那間鞋店不是還在那裡嗎?”妻子回答。

　　"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual."

　　“為什麼不跑一趟，把收據交給他，就當作沒事發生一樣?"

　　And that is what the husband did.

　　先生去了那家鞋店。

　　Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,came back to thecounter and said "They'll be ready next Tuesday. "

　　鞋匠靜靜地走到後頭，東翻西翻了一會兒之後，回到櫃檯說道：“下星期二才能修好!”