一分鐘英語小笑話演講

　　笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風趣的特點,是一種深受人們喜愛的文體。小編精心收集了一分鐘英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　一分鐘英語小笑話篇1

　　不要被逮著了!

　　Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.

　　在森林保護區內，有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄並問他有沒有收穫。

　　"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"

　　“今天什麼也沒有，不過你應該昨天來見我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚，下午釣了十二尾呢!

　　"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"

　　“哦，那相當不錯嘛，你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　"No."

　　“不知道。”

　　"I happen to be the game warden."

　　“我恰巧就是監視狩獵的管理員。”

　　"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."

　　“哦，那你又知道我是誰嗎?我是你所發現最會說謊話的人。”

　　一分鐘英語小笑話篇2

　　學習共同分享

　　Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.

　　強尼把一塊派一分為二，把大的留給自己，小的給他妹妹。

　　"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "

　　“嘿，如果是我來分那塊派，我會把小的留給我自己，”妹妹說。

　　"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"

　　“你不是分到小塊的嗎，還抱怨什麼呢?”

　　一分鐘英語小笑話篇3

　　肉商與律師

　　A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.

　　有一隻狗，跑進一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺子上搶走。

　　Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.

　　很幸運地，肉商辨認出’這隻狗是屬於他鄰居的。

　　The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

　　這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。

　　Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,

　　這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。於是他就打電話給他的鄰居說：

　　"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"

　　“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會為這塊肉的損失費用負責任嗎?”

　　The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"

　　這名律師回答說：“當然會呀，這塊烤肉多少錢呢?”

　　"$8."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $8.

　　“八元。”幾天後，這位肉商收到一封郵件，裡面有一張八元的支票。

　　Attached to it was an invoice that read:

　　這張支票卻附上了一張發票，上面寫著：

　　Legal Consultation Service:$150.

　　“法律諮詢服務 ：一百五十元。”