很短的英語冷笑話閱讀

　　笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點而為人們長久以來所喜愛。小編精心收集了很短的英語冷笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　很短的英語冷笑話篇1

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了一會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　很短的英語冷笑話篇2

　　Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。

　　One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

　　Teacher: who just threw that?!

　　老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

　　Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　男孩：我!我現在要回家了。

　　很短的英語冷笑話篇3

　　Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。

　　One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

　　Teacher: who just threw that?!

　　老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

　　Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　男孩：我!我現在要回家了。