簡短有意思的英語笑話

　　笑話作為民間口頭創作,深受廣大人民喜愛,笑話從一定程度上反映了社會現實、民族心態及價值觀。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　你納稅了嗎?

　　A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditorwho had come to review his records.

　　一個神色緊張的納稅人正悶悶不樂地和前來查帳的國稅局的稅務審計員交談。

　　At one point the auditor exclaimed,"Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilegeto be allowed to live and work in the USA.

　　審計員一度大聲地說，“Carelton先生，我們認為能在美國生活和工作是莫大的榮幸，

　　As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes,and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile"

　　而作為一個美國公民，您也有納稅的義務。我們希望您能無比樂意地帶著微笑來納稅。”

　　"Thank goodness"returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face,"I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."

　　“謝天謝地”，Carelton先生咧著嘴大笑地回答，“我還以為你們是要我帶著錢來交稅呢!”

　　篇二

　　交通事故

　　A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ...hit his car broadside, and knockedhim cold.

　　有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側面撞上了他的車，當時他就不省人事了。

　　Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him.

　　路旁的行人把他從車裡拉出來並喚醒他。

　　He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.

　　剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎著，最後不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮靜下來。

　　Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.

　　過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他為什麼要這麼恐怖的掙扎，

　　He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing.

　　他說：“被撞之後我就什麼都不知道了，

　　I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody wasstanding in front of the 'S.'

　　當我醒過來，我發現我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個s。”

　　篇三

　　機長的錄音

　　This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...

　　這是你們機長的聲音。

　　I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.

　　請允許我代表全體工作人員，歡迎你們乘坐英國航空公司602號航班從紐約飛往倫敦。

　　We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

　　我們此時在大西洋上空35,000英尺的高度。

　　"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe thatboth the starboard engines are on fire. "

　　如果你從飛機的右邊向窗外看去，你將會發現右側的兩個引擎都已經起火。

　　If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallenoff.

　　如果你從左邊往外看，你就會看到那邊的機翼已經脫落了。

　　"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with threepeople in it to waving at you.”

　　如果你俯視下面的大西洋，那麼你會看到一艘黃色的救生筏，上面有三個人正在朝你揮手。

　　That's me, the copilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recording.

　　那是我、副駕駛員還有我們的一名女乘務員。這是一段錄音。