經典輕鬆幽默笑話三則

　　笑話是一種增強快樂的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節簡單，文筆巧妙的形式出現，給人以出乎意料，並且取得笑意的藝術效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放鬆一下自己。下面小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　經典輕鬆幽默笑話：迪尼斯之旅

　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.

　　佛羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅遊，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。筋疲力盡地玩了三天之後，我們要回家了。

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said : "good bye，Mickey.”

　　當我們驅車離開時，兒子揮著手說道:“再見，米奇!”

　　Our daughter waved and said, "goodbye, Minnie.”

　　女兒揮著手說道:“再見，美妮。”

　　My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : "goodbye , money.”

　　丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說道:“再見，美元。”

　　經典輕鬆幽默笑話：他是我的

　　There seems to be many more widows than widowers in my community. So it was nice to see a couple I know, married 51 years, doing their weekly food shopping together at our local market.

　　我住的那一帶，寡婦似乎要比鰥夫多得多。因此，看到我認識的一對結婚已經51年的夫婦，每週一次一起在當地的商場裡採購食品，真讓人感到高興。

　　He pushed the grocery cart as his wife, shopping list in hand placed each item in- side. When they went to the counter, she discovered that she had forgotten to pick up a package of prunes.

　　丈夫推著購物車，妻子手裡拿著購物單，將每一樣東西放進車裡。當他們最後快要去結帳時，妻子發現她忘了拿上一盒話梅。

　　"You get the eggs and milk，”she told her husband. "I' 11 go back for the prunes and then catch up with you.”

　　“你去拿雞蛋和牛奶，”她告訴丈夫。“我去取話梅，然後來追你。”

　　A few minutes later, prunes in hand, she found her husband in conversation with a woman of about her age. She listened to them for a minute as she approached the cart，then tossed in the prunes.

　　幾分鐘以後，她手裡拿著話梅回來時，發現她的丈夫正在和一個年紀和她差不多的女人談話。她向購物車走過去，聽他們講了一會兒，然後將話梅丟進車裡。

　　Annoyed, the woman nudged her aside, whispering，"Get lost. He's mine!"

　　那個女人被激怒了，將她推到一邊，低聲說道:“走開，他是我的!”

　　經典輕鬆幽默笑話：生財有道

　　Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”

　　母親決定儘可能地減少家務開支，於是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到乾洗店去幹洗了。母親很得意自己的節約之道，對父親自誇道:“弗雷德，你想想，我們又增加了五塊錢的積累，因為我自己動手洗的這些衣服。”

　　"Good，”my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!”

　　“好啊!”我父親立即答道:“那就再洗一遍。”